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"By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest."
- Confucius

"Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists of the elimination of nonessentials."
- Lin Yu Tang

"To keep your secret is wisdom; to expect others to keep it is folly."
- Samuel Johnson

"It takes humility to seek feedback. It takes wisdom to understand it, analyze it, and appropriately act on it."
- Stephen R. Covey in First Things First

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
- Robert A. Heinlein

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