Corny Jokes
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Holy Water
How Do You Get Holy Water?
You boil the HELL out of it.
Gore's Weight Gain
“Al Gore has gained a lot of weight lately. Of course, unlike his former boss he only has to worry about getting into his own pants.”
- David Letterman
Harley Vs. Hoover
What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover Vacuum Cleaner?
The location of the dirt bag.
Cheese That Aint Yours
What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho cheese.
Cheese That IS Yours
What Do You Call Cheese That IS Yours?
You can call it but there's no point - It can't hear.
Fish Hits Things
What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall?
Dam!
What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Ship?
Probably nothing - Have you ever heard of a talking fish? Then again...
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