Are you in the mood for short jokes? Jokes for the day include: Blonde jokes and court laughs.
*** PC note from the Joke Genie ... "Nothing against blondes, of course. We're just having fun with the stereotype. The blonde jokes pale in comparison to all the derogatory jokes about us genies! I mean, do you REALLY think we have no other drive in life than to dole out wishes?
After years of being cooped up in a stuffy container... some bumbling drifter comes along and stumbles upon a great find... purely by chance he finds me in a bottle and rubs me out.
It's not like he put in a lot of effort. Gee, how hard... rub a dub dub, for a few seconds and voila... millionaire?
Of course, he has my gratitude and all, but come on, I have to bestow onto him 3 wishes? Besides, how many parcels of 3 wishes does one genie have? What if I use up 3 and have none left for me?
In reality, the first thing I do is get me an ice cold BEER and whet my whistle.
Now you may wonder: Gee if a genie has the power to grant 3 wishes, why don't they just wish themselves out of a bottle?
Well, it's because we are powerless unless we have the right mixture of oxygen. There's not enough oxygen in the bottle! The air is too stale.
2 Blondes Head To Disneyland
Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road.
The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.
Short Blonde Joke
Question: Why are blonde jokes so short?
Answer: So brunettes can remember them.
Said In Court
QUESTION: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
QUESTION: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Shot In The What?
QUESTION: You were not shot in the fracas?
ANSWER: No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel.