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Archive for March, 2017

A Car Mechanic and A Surgeon

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hey, Doc, can I ask you a […]

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Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, “Congratulations, you’ve got twins.” The man said “How strange, I’m the manager of Minnesota Twins.” After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, “Congratulations, you’ve […]

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Note: This joke takes a few seconds to sink in. You may have to reread the first paragraph if you don’t get the joke. A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, “I’ve never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?” The doctor […]

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A Good Line To Use?

Joe approaches a girl and says, “Titanic.” The girl says, “What???” Joe says, “Sorry, not a good ice breaker.” Bookmark/Share:

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A Man And Directions

Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, and neither do we. Bookmark/Share:

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