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Archive for January, 2017

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriff’s Deputy. The lawyer tries to outwit the cop. Deputy says, “License and registration, please.” Lawyer says, “What for?” Deputy says, “You didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign.” Lawyer says, “I slowed down, and no one was coming.” Deputy […]

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Larry, a college student, was taking a course in ornithology, the study of birds. The night before the biggest test of the semester, Joe spent all night studying. He had the textbook nearly memorized. He knew his class notes backward and forward. Larry was ready, I tell you! The morning of the test, Larry entered […]

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A first grade class comes in from recess. The teacher asks Alice: “What did you do at recess?” Alice says, “I played in the sand box.” The teacher says, “that’s good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write ‘sand’ correctly, I’ll give you a fresh-baked cookie.” She does and gets a cookie. The […]

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A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, “How was I born?” “Well, Honey…” said the boy’s mom, “the stork brought you to us.” “Oh,” said the boy. “Well, how did you and daddy get born?” he asked. “Oh, the stork brought us too,” chimed in the dad. “Well how were […]

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