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Archive for November, 2016

The Ambiguous Breakup Sign

I told my girlfriend, “The last thing I want to do is break up with you… I have about five things on my list before I get there.” Bookmark/Share:

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“Some have been thought to be brave because they were afraid to run away.” – Thomas Fuller – Bookmark/Share:

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My wife keeps reminding me about some things that need repair around the house. One would think that after six months she’d know I have the list memorized. Bookmark/Share:

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Mothers’ Day Breakfast

A young “progressive” girl told her mother to stay in bed one Mother’s Day morning. As mother lay there looking forward to breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon enticed her nose. She went into the kitchen expecting a meal fit for a queen. At the table her daughter was devouring bacon and eggs. “As a surprise for […]

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Banana On A Train

Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they’d never seen before. Each bought one. The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the […]

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