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Archive for October, 2016

Julie: The doctor told me to drink carrot juice after a hot bath. Sherry: Do you like the carrot juice? Julie: I don’t know yet. I’m still drinking the hot bath. Bookmark/Share: http://JokesAndSayings.net/Clean-Jokes

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After a nice dinner two couples got up from the table. The ladies went into the kitchen and the men went into the family room. One of the guys said to the other, “I think it is wonderful how you call your wife, ‘honey’ and ‘sweetie’, and ‘sugar’ all the time.” The other guy replied, […]

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Kid And Hockey

During a hockey game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old hockey players aside and asked, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?” The little boy nodded in the affirmative. “Do you understand that what matters is not whether we win or lose, but how we play together as a team?” The […]

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There was a blonde sitting on a plane in first class seats with an economy class ticket. The flight attendant asked to check her ticket. “Excuse me”, she said “you only have an economy class ticket but you are sitting in first class. Could you please move to your allocated seat.” The blonde was very […]

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Putting The FBI To Work

  The phone rings at FBI headquarters. “Hello?” “Hello, is this FBI?” “Yes. What do you want?” “I’m calling to report my neighbour, Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood.” “This will be noted.” Next day, the FBI comes over to Tom’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every […]

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