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Archive for September, 2016

A Car Mechanic and A Surgeon

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hey, Doc, can I ask you a […]

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My Point Exactly

Note: This joke takes a few seconds to sink in. You may have to reread the first paragraph if you don’t get the joke. A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, “I’ve never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?” The doctor […]

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Three buddies die in a car crash, and they find themselves at the pearly gates. They are all asked, “When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy says, “I would like to hear them say that […]

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A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, I’m so depressed and lonely. I don’t have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?” “I’m sure I can.” the psychiatrist […]

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Strangers Playing Golf

Two complete strangers were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting frustrated, though, because the two women who were playing right in front of them were quite slow, and were holding up the men’s game. “Don’t they know their supposed to let us play through?!” asked the first man. The other […]

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