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Archive for August, 2016

A Sanitary Word For Toilet

A rather old fashioned lady, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language, was planning a weeks holiday in Sydney with her husband, so she wrote to a particular camping ground and asked for a reservation. She wanted to make sure that the camping ground was fully equipped, but didn’t know quite how to […]

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A tired hiker, out in the wilds, saw a fellow human, the first he had seen in days. “Boy, am I glad to see you!” he said. “I’ve been lost for four days!” “Don’t get too excited, friend,” the man replied. “I’ve been lost for four weeks.” Bookmark/Share:

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7up Joke

Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, “Congratulations, you’ve got twins.” The man said “How strange, I’m the manager of Minnesota Twins.” After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, “Congratulations, you’ve […]

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Mental Patient Saves The Day

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer’s file and called him into his office. “Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you’re ready to go home. I’m only […]

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Why did the woman only change her baby’s diaper once a month? On the package it read, “good for up to 15 pounds”. Bookmark/Share:

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