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Archive for August, 2015

On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. “I’m too young to die!” she wails. Then she yells, […]

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OLD WOMAN WHO HAS A BABY

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says, “Not yet.” A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again […]

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What Is The Best Time To Make A Dentist Appointment? Tooth-hurty. Bookmark/Share: http://JokesAndSayings.net/Clean-Jokes

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I Swallowed A Spoon.

Patient: Doctor! I think I swallowed a spoon! Doctor: Just sit patiently and try not to stir. Bookmark/Share: http://JokesAndSayings.net/Clean-Jokes

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(JG) Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, “You know, I could throw a $10,000 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy.” Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, “Well, I could throw ten $1,000 bills out the window […]

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