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Archive for April, 2015

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. “Good morning,” said the young man. “If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.” “Go away,” said […]

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So a blonde, brunette and redhead try to rob a bank and get caught by the police. Their punishment is execution by gunshot. The brunette is first. She is asked “Any last words?” and she replies “No.” Right when she is about to get shot, she yells as loud as she can “HURRICANE!!!” Everybody turned […]

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Survival Items

There is a blonde a brunette and a red head. They are headed out for a trip to the desert, so the brunette tells them to bring one thing each in case of emergency. The brunette brings water. The red head brings sunscreen. The blonde grabs a car door. The two other girls ask her why […]

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Who’s The Idiot?

  Angered by an outburst by a student the teacher yelled, “If there are any more idiots in the room, will they please stand up?” After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. “Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” inquired the teacher with a sneer. “Well, actually I don’t,” said […]

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There’s a man drowning. A boat comes up and the person says, “Are you alright? Want To Come with me?” The man replies “No, God will save me.” A second boat comes up and asks the same thing. He replies “No God will save me.” He dies from drowning and once he gets to heaven […]

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