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Archive for February, 2015

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  Father O’Grady was saying his good-byes to the parishioners after his Sunday morning service as he always does when Mary Clancey came up to him in tears. “What’s bothering you, dear?” asked Farther O’Grady. “Oh, father, I’ve got terrible news.” Replied Mary. “My husband passed away last night.” “Oh, Mary!” said the good father. […]

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John Walter Human Resource Manager Jones Enterprises 203 Wall St. New York, NY 10015 Dear Mr. Walter, Thank you for your letter of February 17th. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your bank. This year I have been particularly fortunate […]

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Unexpected Reason For Crying

An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying. The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?” The old man looks at the bartender through teary eyes and between sobs declares, “I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She’s a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper. she’s sensitive to my wants and […]

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Word Joke

What word starts with E and has only one letter in it? Envelope. Bookmark/Share:

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The Law Of Gravity

Teacher: The law of gravity explains why we stay on the ground. Student: How did we stay on the ground before the law was passed? Bookmark/Share:

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