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Archive for December, 2014

Jim Asks The Teacher

Jim (quite the joker): Teacher, would you be mad at somebody for something they didn’t do? Teacher: No, Of course not! Jim: Good. I didn’t do my homework. Bookmark/Share: http://JokesAndSayings.net/Clean-Jokes

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Essential Desert Objects

  A judge was punishing three men because they had committed a crime. Their sentence was a few years in the desert. He said that they could each take one thing with them. The first guy decides to take an umbrella, so that he can have shade whenever he wants. The second guy decides to […]

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Have A Seat

  A guy finally got tickets to the Super Bowl, but his seats were in the nosebleed section — but he didn’t care, he had always dreamed of going to the Super Bowl. So he wants to find a seat closer to where he can see better. He finds this seat toward the front and […]

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Symbols

  A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols, in this order of appearance: A woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish, and a Star of David. It was considered a unique find and the writings were said […]

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