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Archive for October, 2014

Flies On His Food

A man was eating at a restaurant. There were flies swarming all over his food so he asked the waitress, “Why are flies on my food?” Without missing a beat the waitress replied, “Because they’re hungry.” Bookmark/Share: http://JokesAndSayings.net/Clean-Jokes

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Both Ears Badly Burned

The absent-minded professor arrived at the emergency ward with both of his ears badly burned. “How did it happen?” asked the doctor. “I was ironing my shirt,” explained the professor, ”when the phone rang I answered the iron by mistake.” “What about the other ear?” “That happened when I called the ambulance.” Bookmark/Share: http://JokesAndSayings.net/Clean-Jokes

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A Drunk Phones The Police

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!” he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line. “Never mind,” he said with […]

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Send The Bill To The Old Man

Doctor: After the operation you’ll be a new man! Patient: Could you send the bill to the OLD man? Bookmark/Share: http://JokesAndSayings.net/Clean-Jokes

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100% Odds Of Recovering

A patient went to visit the doctor, suffering from a disease, he was in bad trouble. “What are my chances of recovering doctor?” “100%.” said the doctor. Records show that nine out of ten people die of this disease. You are the tenth person I have treated this week, the others have all died.” Bookmark/Share: […]

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