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Archive for September, 2014

Can Money Buy Happiness?

“Money can’t buy you happiness but it will buy you a yacht big enough to pull up alongside it.” – David Lee Roth, singer for the rock band, Van Halen Bookmark/Share:

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  A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, “I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.” The driver says, “Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.” Not looking up from her knitting the wife says, “Now don’t be silly, dear — […]

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1) A book on how to read. 2) Screen door on a submarine. Stay tuned for there are many more idiotic inventions out there! Bookmark/Share:

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead rob a bank and nearly outrun their one pursuing officer when their car runs out of gas. They pull off to the side of the road, empty their three burlap sacks full of money, and climb inside. The officer finally catches up to their abandoned car to find […]

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Ok. You have 2 blondes. One is on one side of the river and one on the other side. The blond on the other side yells, “how do i get to the other side?” The blond on this side yells back, “you are on the other side!” Bookmark/Share:

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