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Archive for May, 2014

My Wife Is Missing

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?” “Why?” “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.” Bookmark/Share: http://JokesAndSayings.net/Clean-Jokes

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A blonde female cop stops a blonde female motorist and asks for her driving license. The motorist scuffles around in her purse and can’t find it. She says to the cop, “I must have left it at home, officer.” The cop says, “Well, do you have any kind of identification?” The motorist scuffles around in […]

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A ghost manifestation is associated with a drop in temperature but Alaska can not possibly get any colder.   Bookmark/Share: http://JokesAndSayings.net/Clean-Jokes

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years, they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp. They rub it, and sure enough, out comes a genie. The genie says “since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one” So the brunette goes […]

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Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, “I bet you don’t know what day this is.” “Of course I do,” he indignantly answered, going out the door to the office. At 10 AM, the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long […]

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