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Archive for March, 2014

Two Men Went Hunting

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a deer. He soon ran into a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He […]

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A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much because they never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office.” The doctor says, “I […]

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Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying. She moaned to her mom and brother, “Nobody loves me … the whole world hates me!” Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up […]

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18 Rules Men Wish Women Knew

If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear. Sometimes, he’s not thinking about you. Live with it. Don’t ask him what he’s thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lent, the shotgun formation and monster trucks. Dogs are better than ANY cats.  Period. […]

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A philosophy professor gave a one-question final exam. He picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk, and wrote on the board: “Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does NOT exist.” The students began furiously writing their answers. However, one student finished in less than a minute. He turned his paper in […]

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