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Archive for February, 2014

A lawyer died in poverty and many lawyers of the city donated to a fund for his funeral. A big name lawyer was asked to donate. He donated a dollar. “Only a dollar?” asked a passerby, “Only a dollar to bury an attorney? Here’s twenty bucks; go and bury 20 more of them.” Bookmark/Share: http://JokesAndSayings.net/Clean-Jokes

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A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment – shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. he placed the boy in the chair. “I’m goin’ to buy a green tie to wear for the parade,” he said. “I’ll be back in a few minutes.” When the boy’s haircut […]

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Lawyer Bribes Juror

Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed one of his client’s jurors to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, fearing the murder charge being brought by the state. The jury was out for days before returning with the verdict: Manslaughter! Later, as Murphy paid off the corrupt juror, he asked him if he had a hard […]

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Frog Grants A Wish

A family is driving in their car on a holiday. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car. He gets out an takes the frog and carries him to the side of the road. The frog is grateful, thanks the man, and tells him that he […]

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Talking About The Baby

For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment.  Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about […]

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