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Archive for December, 2013

Telling Flies From Flies

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” she asked. “Hunting flies,” he responded. “Oh! Killing any?” she asked. “Yep, 3 males and 2 females,” he replied. Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell which are female and which are male?” He responded, […]

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How do you wind up with a million dollars in the stock market? Start with two million. Bookmark/Share:

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Asking For A Loan

A fellow walked into a bank in New York City asking for a loan for $4000 dollars. “Well, before we lend you the money we are going to need some kind of collateral.” the bank teller said. “No problem”, the man responded. Here are the keys to my car. “You’ll see it. It’s a black […]

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The teacher said; “Take a pencil and paper, and write an essay with the title ‘If I Were a Millionaire.’” Everyone but Joe, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write feverishly. “What’s the matter,” the teacher asked. “Why don’t you begin?” “I’m waiting for my secretary,” Joe replied. Bookmark/Share:

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