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Archive for June, 2011

Does Your Dog Bite?

Two men were waiting for a bus. Between them lay a dog. One said to the other, does your dog bite? The other replied, no my dog doesn’t bite. So he petted the dog and the dog almost bit off his hand. He said I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite. Yes I know […]

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Hung Chow calls into work and says, ” Hey, I am not coming to work today, I am really sick. I have a headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I am not coming to work.” The boss says, ” I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and […]

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Obeying Mother – Funny Joke

The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present. “Who is the most obedient?” he asked. “Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?” Five small voices answered in unison. “Okay, dad, you get the toy.” […]

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Border Biker – Joke

A man on a bike, carrying two sacks on his shoulders, was stopped by a guard while crossing the US-Mexican border. “What’s in the bags?” asked the guard. “Sand,” the cyclist replied. “Get them off. We need to take a look.” The guard emptied the bags and found out they contained nothing but sand. The […]

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Dumb Bike Joke

Dumb Joke #1 Q: Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? A: It was two tired. Bookmark/Share:

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