Clean Short Jokes – Good Clean Fun

Rest your weary head and let the clean jokes genie in. Funny jokes you can tell your mother!

Archive for April, 2011

Generous lawyer A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. “Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. […]

Read Full Post »

Blonde paint job

Clean jokes time… A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.”Well, you can paint my porch. How much will […]

Read Full Post »

Airplane Seat Joke

The flight attendant was pointing out to the passengers that their seats could be removed and used as a flotation device. One man, flying for the first time, commented, “I’d rather be sitting on a parachute.” Bookmark/Share: http://JokesAndSayings.net/Clean-Jokes

Read Full Post »

Friendly Repairman

When my printer’s type began to grow faint, I called a local repair shop, where a friendly man informed me that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told me, I might be better off reading the printer’s manual and trying the job myself. Pleasantly […]

Read Full Post »

Speeding Ticket

A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer,” the man began, “I can explain. ” “Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back. ” “But, officer, I just wanted to say…” “And I said to keep […]

Read Full Post »

Next »

© Copyright 2004 - 2017 Clean Short Jokes All Rights Reserved Bookmark and share this funny clean jokes site.
Submit Something Clean l About Us l FAQ/Contact Us l Funny Jokes Newsletter l Privacy Policy l Recommended Resources l Site Map l Terms