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Archive for March, 2011

Redneck Joke About Chickens

Two rednecks meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labeled, “Chickens.” “Chickens, eh?” says one guy. “Hey, if I guess how many chickens you got, will you give me one?” “Heck,” says the guy with the bag, “iffin you guess right, I’ll give you both of ’em.” The […]

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The Perfect Husband?

Several men are in the locker room of a tennis club telling funny funny jokes. A cell phone On a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function And begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: “Hello” WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” MAN: “Yes” […]

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Al Gore’s Weight Gain

“Al Gore has gained a lot of weight lately. Of course, unlike his former boss he only has to worry about getting into his own pants.” – David Letterman Bookmark/Share: http://JokesAndSayings.net/Clean-Jokes

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For a while my husband and I had opposite schedules. He worked during the day telling jokes, jokes, jokes… and I worked at night. One morning I noticed he had left a not to himself on the kitchen counter that read, “STAMPS!” As a helpful surprise, I bought him some at the post office and […]

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Some dude strolls into a bar on the top of a rather tall building. After telling several funny jokes, he sits down, orders a huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out. Five minutes later, the guy walks into the bar again, orders another huge beer, chugs it, walks over to […]

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