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A Short Joke About The Substitute And A Locker

Wednesday

Taking a short walk through the hallways at the middle school where I work, I saw a new substitute teacher standing outside his classroom with his forehead against a locker. I heard him mutter, “How did you get yourself into this?”

Knowing that he was assigned to a difficult class, I tried to offer moral support. “Are you okay?” I asked. “Can I help?”

He lifted his head and replied, “I’ll be fine as soon as I get this kid out of his locker.”

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Clean Short Jokes Genie – Coming Clean

Wednesday

This just in from http://JokesAndSayings.net – I am the Clean Short Jokes Genie… yes, I know, a bit hard to swallow… not just that I’m clean or short but also a genie. Probably the genie part is the hardest part to believe. But, hey, I’m serious. Dead serious, even though I am a joke genie and notorious for avoiding being serious.

How I got to this point is as follows. I was in a stuffy bottle for many centuries. Were it not for my fertile mind, I’d have gone bonkers in there.

I finally oozed out one day, all thanks to a passerby… a short chap, oh about 5 foot 4 inches tall. I never got a chance to thank as he scampered off in shock after stumbling into the bottle I was cooped up in. I was too rusty at the time to use my funny magic to lasso him.

Sidebar: If you ever hear a guy say he watched a genie ooze out of a bottle, tell him to hit me up at http://JokesAndSayings.net and I’ll give him 4, NOT 3 wishes!

Anyway, I better wrap this up. You see, I could be siphoned back into that bottle at any time (which is why I keep my jokes short). So… without further ado, I recommend you head over to http://JokesAndSayings.net for a special dose of short jokes.

Keep it clean miho (I was so tempted to write, meho, instead)!

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