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In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR.”

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They begin the evening news with “Good Evening,” then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

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“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”

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Q: What has four legs and one arm?

A: A happy pit bull.

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‘I’m sorry’ and ‘I apologize’ mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.

—Demetri Martin

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