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A man walks into Toys-R-Us and says to the sales assistant, "Could you show me your Barbie dolls, please?"
"Certainly, sir," she says. "Here, we have Fashion Barbie
at £15.95, Vacation Barbie, also £15.95, Housewife Barbie - that's £15.95 too - and Divorcee Barbie, at £215.95."
The man is astonished. "Why does Divorcee Barbie cost so
much?" he asks. "She looks the same as the others to me."
"Well, sir," says the assistant, "That's because Divorcee Barbie comes complete with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's furniture, Ken's dog..."
Actually Said In Court
Attorney: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
Attorney: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
Trooper: Yes, sir.
Attorney: What did she say?
Trooper: What disco am I at?