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"My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way."
- Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)

"When I face the desolate impossibility of writing 500 pages, a sick sense of failure falls on me, and I know I can never do it. Then gradually, I write one page and then another. One day's works is all I can permit myself to contemplate."
- John Steinbeck

"It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary be rich."
- Alan Alda

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
- Roseanne

"Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand."
- Unknown

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