Best Funny Jokes
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Shrinking Man Goes To The Doctor
A man walks into a doctor's office.
"Doctor", he cries, "I'm shrinking!"
"I'm sorry, sir, there are no appointments at the moment", says the physician, "you will just have
to be a LITTLE patient!"
Thieves Take The Toilet
Thieves made off with police station's toilet.
Police say they have nothing to go on.
Country Song Backwards
What do you get when you sing a country and western song backwards?
Your wife back, your house back and your dog back.
The Worst Singing Country
Which country is the worst at Karaoke?