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Joke Rating Date Joke Was Added
Precious Metals 3.60 2007-11-04 T
2 Year Study Of Employee Sport Choices. 4.67 2007-12-27 T
Have you seen the new pirate movie? 2.60 2007-10-28
Let Me See Something Cheap. 3.26 2007-11-04 T
Take Them To The Zoo. 3.57 2007-11-04 T
Political Puppies 2.50 2007-11-04 T
Optimist vs. Pessimist 3.88 2007-11-04 T
Faith 4.00 2007-11-04 T
Man Of The House. 3.52 2007-11-04 T
A Close Shave 3.75 2007-12-27 T
A cowboy walks into a saloon and orders a large bourbon. 3.50 2007-12-27 T
Top Ten Reasons it Sucks to be A Dick. 3.75 2007-12-27 T
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town. 4.00 2007-12-27 T
6 Shots Of Jagermeister and A BJ. 4.67 2007-12-27 T
"Living" To 100. 4.67 2007-12-27 T
False Teeth. 4.50 2007-12-27 T
Not Speaking To Each Other 4.17 2008-01-09 T
Why Did The Farmer Receive A Reward? 4.00 2008-01-09 T
Girl Gives Old Woman Money. 4.25 2008-01-09 T
Why Was The Archaeologist Depressed About His Job? 5.00 2008-01-09 T
Why Did The Donut Maker Retire? 4.00 2008-01-09 T
Hopelessly lost, a businessman approaches a local in a village. 5.00 2009-01-27 T
A farmer rushed to his phone one day to report that his nearest neighbor's house was on fire. 3.33 2008-01-09 T
A farmer, who went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotel's clerk about the time of meals. 2.54 2008-01-09 T
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their hands and knees in one of the flower beds. 4.50 2008-01-09
He Had Shingles. 4.00 2008-01-09
A few housewives were sitting around the table talking and... 4.67 2008-01-09
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. 4.00 2008-01-09
A Deaf Mute at a Pharmacy. 4.67 2008-01-09
Duck In The Store. 3.30 2008-01-10
Which is richer, a bull or a cow? 4.00 2008-01-11 T
City Slicker's Horse. 4.00 2008-01-11 T
What animal has more lives than a cat? 4.00 2008-01-11 T
A chicken walks into a restaurant. 3.33 2008-01-12 T
This guy walks into a bar on the top of a very tall building. 4.50 2008-01-12 T
Two guys were in the forest when they suddenly came across a huge grizzly bear. 3.50 2008-01-12 T
Where does a cat go when it loses his tail? 4.50 2008-01-12 T
Why was the cat afraid of the tree? 4.00 2008-01-12 T
Why do lobsters have a hard time sharing? 3.50 2008-01-12 T
A cowboy rides into town on Friday.. 0.00 2008-01-12 T
What do you call a bear with no teeth? 0.00 2008-01-12 T
What do you say when someone throws a goose at a duck? 4.00 2008-01-12 T
What was the snail doing on the highway? 3.33 2008-01-12
A dyslexic man walks into a bra... 1.00 2008-01-21
What is the best advice you can give a worm? 4.00 2008-01-21 T
What happens when a frog's car breaks down? 0.00 2008-01-21 T
What do you call two spiders who just got married? 0.00 2008-01-21 T
What do you call a cow that has just given birth? 4.00 2008-01-21 T
What do you get when you cross a pig and a tree? 3.00 2008-01-21 T
Why do white sheep eat more grass than black sheep? 0.00 2008-01-21 T
Why shouldn't you tell a pig a secret? 0.00 2008-01-21 T
Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth. 3.67 2008-01-21 T
Man walks in to a bar... 0.00 2008-01-21 T
2 silk worms had a race. 0.00 2008-01-21 T
What is a vampire’s favourite fruit? 0.00 2008-01-21 T
What did the sea say to the shore? 0.00 2008-01-21 T
Did you hear about the constipated accountant? 0.00 2008-01-21 T
What do prisoners use to call each other? 3.50 2008-01-21 T
After months of poor heath, a man goes to his doctor for a full check-up. 0.00 2008-01-21 T
A yuletide meal at an expensive restaurant is disturbed when a woman starts screaming. 0.00 2008-01-21 T
A guy bought a new Mercedes... 5.00 2008-01-21 T
A rich man is away on business and phones home. 2.79 2008-01-21 T
Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time. 5.00 2008-01-21 T
What happened to the shortsighted circumciser? 4.00 2008-01-21
The supervisor of a local firm is startled when his secretary burst into his office. 1.00 2008-01-21
A secretary answers the phone in a busy office. 3.00 2008-01-21
Bragging Rights 2.50 2008-06-16 T
Freeway Knitting 5.00 2008-06-16 T
New Windows 1.67 2008-06-16 T
Finish What You Start For Inner Peace 0.00 2008-06-16 T
Doctor's Orders 0.00 2008-06-16 T
The Fix It Prisoner 3.00 2008-06-16 T
A Lawyer and The Three Questions 5.00 2008-06-16 T
Obituary Cost 5.00 2008-06-16 T
Bubba Is My Street Name 4.50 2008-06-16 T
How Many Wives Can A Man Have? 5.00 2008-06-16 T
What doesn't kill you, makes you ... 0.00 2008-06-16 T
The best way to predict the future is to ... 0.00 2008-06-16 T
Yesterday is History. Tomorrow is Mystery. Today is a Gift. That's why they call it ---. 4.00 2008-06-16 T
It's never too late to be who you might have ---. 5.00 2008-06-16 T
Do not settle for less than ---. 5.00 2008-06-16 T
Be bold about your actions. All life is ---. 4.00 2008-06-16 T
Evaluate, improve, adjust. In these continual actions are the seeds of success. 4.00 2008-06-16 T
What is now proved was once only ---. 0.00 2008-06-16 T
Press on: Nothing in the world can take the place of ---. 0.00 2008-06-16 T
Fortune favors the ---. 0.00 2008-06-16 T
Whatever comes, this too shall pass away. 0.00 2008-06-16 T
Nothing endures but ---. 4.00 2008-06-16 T
THIS SIDE UP, HANDLE WITH CARE 3.67 2008-07-07 T
I think I deserve a raise 5.00 2008-07-07 T
We're doing some heavy housecleaning at home tomorrow 0.00 2008-07-07 T
For a man with no experience 0.00 2008-07-07 T
A veteran of World War II applied for a job at a bank. 0.00 2008-07-07 T
When his printing ink began to grow faint, a man called a local repair shop. 0.00 2008-07-07 T
Burt had a problem with oversleeping. 3.50 2008-07-07 T
A young businessman had just started his own firm. 4.67 2008-07-07 T
Two vampire bats, Boris and Fred 5.00 2009-01-27 T
What training do you need to be a garbage collector? 0.00 2008-07-10 T
A young soldier was on guard duty one night. 0.00 2008-07-11 T
Preach Sermon On Lying 0.00 2008-08-03 T
Palm Sunday 0.00 2008-08-03 T
Nearsighted Minister 0.00 2008-08-03 T
B.I.B.L.E. 4.25 2008-08-03 T
Minister Offers Good News and Bad News 0.00 2008-08-03 T
Deliver us from e-mail? 0.00 2008-08-03 T
First tennis match mentioned in the Bible 0.00 2008-08-03 T
Student Got A 100 Score! 0.00 2008-08-06 T
Two zebras are talking... 4.00 2009-01-27 T
Mom, I got a hundred in school today! 0.00 2008-08-06 T
Would you be mad at somebody for something they didn't do? 0.00 2008-08-06 T
what would you do if you were chased by a man-eating tiger? 3.00 2008-08-06 T
What two letters of the alphabet contain nothing? 0.00 2008-08-06 T
The law of gravity 0.00 2008-08-06 T
Incredibly interesting book about antigravity! 0.00 2008-08-06 T
_Add Your Joke Today 0.00 2008-08-09 T
Prove the chair does NOT exist 4.00 2008-08-09 T
Dad, where would I find the Andes? 0.00 2008-08-09 T
Why did the amoeba flunk the math test? 0.00 2008-08-09 T
Timmy, what are 3 and 6 and 27 and 45? 0.00 2008-08-09 T
Which two words have the most letters in them? 0.00 2008-08-09 T
Why is the library the tallest room in the school? 2.67 2008-08-09 T
Where does Thursday come before Wednesday? 4.00 2008-08-09 T
An elderly man goes into confession... 2.00 2008-08-12 T
Two guys were walking through the jungle. 4.00 2008-08-12 T
A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse... 3.75 2008-08-12 T
Woman without her man is nothing? 0.00 2008-08-20 T
Illnesses? 0.00 2008-08-20 T
Fat Chance - Slim Chance 2.50 2008-08-20 T
Existence 0.00 2008-08-20 T
Whose Boots? 3.50 2008-08-20 T
Magnetic Mother 0.00 2008-08-20 T
Shakespeare Hall 0.00 2008-08-26
Bottom Of The Class 0.00 2008-08-27 T
Did anyone lose a dollar on the playground? 0.00 2008-08-27 T
What is the object of this sentence? 5.00 2008-08-27 T
What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T? 3.50 2008-09-03 T
Hypothetically speaking... 3.00 2008-09-03 T
What do videos do on their days off? 0.00 2008-09-03 T
Why was the computer so tired when it got home from the office? 4.00 2008-09-03 T
Clock Strikes Two 0.00 2008-09-03 T
This computer will do half your work for you. 0.00 2008-09-03 T
Why did the man turn on his computer on a hot day? 0.00 2008-09-08 T
Why don't computers eat anything? 0.00 2008-09-08 T
Remember when... 0.00 2008-09-08 T
How can you tell a good computer programmer from a bad one? 0.00 2008-09-08 T
What kind of cola do keyboards like? 0.00 2008-09-08 T
Tates 0.00 2008-09-12
What's the first sign that a computer is getting old? 0.00 2008-10-12 T
What do you call a watch worn on a belt? 0.00 2008-10-12 T
It is a long-distance call from Canada 0.00 2008-10-12 T
Two kids went into their parents' bathroom. 0.00 2008-10-12 T
When do mothers have baby boys? 0.00 2008-10-26 T
Is Your Mommy A Republican Or Democrat 0.00 2008-10-26 T
Gabe: Why are you down? 0.00 2008-10-26 T
My mom has the worst memory. 0.00 2008-10-26 T
Dad hit his hand with a hammer. 0.00 2008-10-26 T
Why did you kick your little sister in the stomach? 0.00 2008-10-26 T
Blond Needs Gas Money 5.00 2008-11-10
How To Get Your Kids To Call 3.00 2008-11-19 T
How To Borrow Money 0.00 2008-11-19 T
What has a head and a tail but no body? 4.00 2008-11-19 T
How many items can you put into an empty grocery bag? 0.00 2008-11-19 T
What's more useful AFTER it is broken? 2.50 2008-11-19 T
Why don't eggs tell jokes? 0.00 2009-01-02 T
Why was the mushroom popular at the party? 0.00 2009-01-02 T
What kind of dance does a butcher go to? 0.00 2009-01-02 T
A new bride cooked her first meal for her husband. 0.00 2009-01-02 T
Why couldn't the coffee bean come out to play? 0.00 2009-01-02 T
Waitress: Have you been waiting long? 5.00 2009-01-02 T
Mother In Law Joke 0.00 2009-01-09 T
What happens to girls who always tattle? 0.00 2009-01-10 T
Why didn't George Washington need a bed? 0.00 2009-01-10 T
When do knights arrive for sporting events? 0.00 2009-01-10 T
What was the colonists' favorite tea? 0.00 2009-01-10 T
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? 0.00 2009-01-10 T
What fruits are mentioned the most in history? 0.00 2009-01-10 T
Artist: What’s your opinion of my latest painting? 0.00 2009-01-17 T
What should you do when a musician comes to your door? 0.00 2009-01-17 T
Race Horses Bragging 0.00 2009-01-17 T
My teacher reminds me of history. 0.00 2009-01-17 T
I Wish To Stay Here 0.00 2009-01-17 T
Why were the Middle Ages also called the Dark Ages? 0.00 2009-01-17 T
George Washington and Ws 0.00 2009-01-17 T
A frog telephones the psychic hotline. 0.00 2009-01-22 T
Two avid fishermen go on a fishing trip. 0.00 2009-01-22 T
Did you hear the one about the invisible man? 0.00 2009-01-22 T
I fell over the buffet table at a seafood restaurant. 0.00 2009-01-24 T
Did you hear the one about the barber? 0.00 2009-01-24 T
A police officer saw a lady driving and knitting at the same time. 0.00 2009-01-24 T
Why did the strawberry need a lawyer? 3.25 2009-01-24 T
History teacher: Who succeeded the first president of the U.S.? 4.00 2009-01-24 T
A criminal said to the judge... 3.00 2009-01-24 T
An inmate wrote his wife a letter. 4.00 2009-01-24 T
A man wrote a letter to the IRS 4.00 2009-01-24 T
A group of kindergarteners were on a class outing to their local police station. 4.00 2009-01-24 T
A man applied for a job at a construction firm. 5.00 2009-01-26
Sign In The Dark 4.00 2009-01-26
Work Test 5.00 2009-01-26
Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on. 5.00 2009-01-26
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a salesman. 5.00 2009-01-26
Two rednecks meet on a dusty country road. 5.00 2009-01-26
$500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER. 4.50 2009-01-26
A Turtle Climbs A Tree 5.00 2009-01-26
Football Nicknames 5.00 2009-01-26
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. 5.00 2009-01-26
A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm... 4.00 2009-01-27 T
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching the telly when he hears a knock at the door. 4.00 2009-01-27 T
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office 0.00 2009-01-29 T
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. 0.00 2009-01-29 T
The Oldest Profession? 0.00 2009-01-29 T
As the lawyer woke up after surgery... 0.00 2009-01-29 T
What do you call a lawyer who does NOT chase ambulances? 0.00 2009-01-29 T
What do toilets and anniversaries have in common? 0.00 2009-01-29 T
Decisive? 0.00 2009-01-29 T
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. 0.00 2009-01-29 T
Sex is hereditary? 0.00 2009-01-29 T
What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand? 5.00 2009-01-29 T
Ask not what your country can do for you... 3.00 2009-01-29 T
How do you make a venesian blind? 0.00 2009-01-29 T
What do you call a fish without an eye? 0.00 2009-01-29 T
Constipated People Don't... 0.00 2009-01-29 T
Ever wish... 0.00 2009-01-29 T
You can always pick your nose but... 0.00 2009-01-29 T
Atom Humor 0.00 2009-01-29 T
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman... 0.00 2009-01-29 T
What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? 0.00 2009-01-29 T
A man was standing on the scale, sucking in his stomach. 0.00 2009-01-29 T
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. 0.00 2009-01-29 T
Justice Prevailed! 0.00 2009-01-29 T
A doctor and a lawyer in two separate cars collided on a country road. 0.00 2009-01-29 T
Two lawyers walking through the woods spot a vicious-looking bear. 0.00 2009-01-29 T
A lawyer finds out he has an inoperable brain tumor. 0.00 2009-01-29 T
It was so cold last week... 0.00 2009-01-29 T
Two lawyers arrive at the pub and order a couple of drinks. 0.00 2009-01-29 T
Robert went to his lawyer and said, 0.00 2009-01-29 T
Teacher: "If I had 10 flies on my desk... 0.00 2009-01-29 T
A construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. 3.00 2009-01-29
If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain... 5.00 2009-01-29 T
Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? 0.00 2009-01-29 T
Scrimping and Saving 5.00 2009-01-29 T
A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. 3.00 2009-01-29 T
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend... 0.00 2009-01-29 T
Pros and Cons 4.50 2009-01-29 T
Ever Wonder... 5.00 2009-01-29 T
Lesson Learned? 5.00 2009-01-29 T
Two lawyers, Jon and Nathan, head out for their usual nine holes of golf. 0.00 2009-01-29 T
Model Prisoner 4.00 2009-01-29 T
One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings. 4.00 2009-01-29
A little boy and his grandfather are raking... 5.00 2009-01-29
22 Ways To Order A Pizza Over The Phone 5.00 2009-02-05 T
I'm The Boss Sign 5.00 2009-02-13 T
Optimism vs Pessimism 4.00 2009-02-13 T
Preparing For The Future 3.33 2009-02-05
Excavating in Israel... 5.00 2009-02-05
Have a seat 0.00 2009-02-05 T
Good Advice From Kids 5.00 2009-02-05 T
Essential Desert Objects 5.00 2009-02-05 T
Blonde's Alligator Shoes 3.80 2009-02-05 T
Mental Institution Pop Quiz 0.00 2009-02-05 T
Millionaires Watching The Big Game 4.00 2009-02-06 T
Need a push? 4.50 2009-02-06 T
Sign Language 3.00 2009-02-06 T
Will It Be Long? 4.00 2009-02-13 T
Chat With Daughter While Driving 5.00 2009-02-13 T
Mushroom Walks Into A Bar 0.00 2009-02-13 T
A Neutron Goes Into A Bar 0.00 2009-02-13 T
A sandwich walks into a bar. 0.00 2009-02-13 T
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. 5.00 2009-02-13 T
Lawyer talking to a woman on the stand: 0.00 2009-02-13 T
My Teacher's A Peach 4.00 2009-02-13 T
Pay Taxes With A Smile? 4.00 2009-02-13 T
Give Me Some Dough! 3.00 2009-02-13 T
Actual Answers On High School Science Tests 5.00 2009-02-13 T
Four Stages Of Life 4.50 2009-02-13 T
Blonde On Plane To America 0.00 2009-02-21 T
Sermon 3.00 2009-02-21 T
Why Be Quiet In Church? 0.00 2009-02-21 T
Can I Play With The Boys? 3.00 2009-02-21 T
Four-year olds 3.50 2009-02-21 T
Don't drink beer 0.00 2009-02-21 T
One blonde joke too far 0.00 2009-02-21 T
From The Derby Abbey Community News: 0.00 2009-02-21 T
From The Daily Telegraph... 3.00 2009-02-21 T
One Man's Cake Is Another Man's Poison? 0.00 2009-02-21 T
Court: Was He Dead? 4.00 2009-02-22 T
Court Humor: Your Appearance 0.00 2009-02-22 T
Court Question: Autopsies 0.00 2009-02-22 T
Court Question: Male Or Female? 0.00 2009-02-22 T
Court Question: Death Of Marriage 2.00 2009-02-22 T
David Blaine And The Balducci Levitation 0.00 2009-02-22 T
Beer Can Floating On Air Trick 0.00 2009-02-22 T
Card Trick: Matching Pair 0.00 2009-02-22 T
Card Trick - Hey Presto! 0.00 2009-02-22 T
Birthdays 0.00 2009-02-22 T
Sorry, Holding Your Breath Won't Do It! 0.00 2009-02-22 T
Odd Fact: Spiders and Champagne 0.00 2009-02-22 T
Fact: Women and Blinking 0.00 2009-02-22 T
Odd Fact: Typewriters 0.00 2009-02-22 T
Odd Fact About Remembering Words 0.00 2009-02-22 T
Odd Fact: Strongest Muscle In The Body 0.00 2009-02-22 T
Fact: War Duration 0.00 2009-02-22 T
Ripley's: Plant That Glows 0.00 2009-02-22 T
Ripley's: Leg Thief 0.00 2009-02-22 T
Ripley's: Cat's Trip To France 0.00 2009-02-22 T
Ripley's: Year Without A Summer." 0.00 2009-02-22 T
Ripley's: Doctor Dog 0.00 2009-02-22 T
Ripleys: Great Catch! 3.00 2009-02-22 T
Ripley's: Not For The Squeamish! 0.00 2009-02-22 T
Ripley's: U.S.A.'s Oldest Treaty 0.00 2009-02-22 T
Saying: Life Is Like A Bike. 0.00 2009-02-22 T
Quote: Motion Vs. Progress 0.00 2009-02-22 T
Quote: Success Formula 0.00 2009-02-22 T
Saying: Wisdom Vs. Virtue 0.00 2009-02-22 T
Saying: Smallest Deed 5.00 2009-02-22 T
Saying: What To Spend On Your Kids 5.00 2009-02-22 T
Saying: Truth Vs. Fiction 0.00 2009-02-22 T
Saying: Doubts 4.00 2009-02-22 T
Saying: Making Friends 3.04 2009-02-22 T
Saying: Obstacles 5.00 2009-02-22 T
Yo mama's so fat... 4.50 2009-02-24 T
Yo mama's so old... 3.40 2009-02-24 T
New baby brother from heaven 3.25 2009-02-24 T
40th Wedding Anniversary Couple Gets A Wish Each 3.50 2009-02-24 T
Answering Machine Message 3.50 2009-02-24 T
2nd 2.40 2009-06-28
Yo Mama's Teeth Is So Yellow 3.17 2009-03-19
What's wrong with your Johnson? 0.00 2009-05-26