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Community Service For A Grumpy Green In A Monster Menagerie

Lord Justice Burns, had sentenced the perpetrator of the Windermere fish famine, Nancy Benn, to three years' community service in George's monster menagerie, and while George slept through an armour-off week, his man, Jack, was trying to find a room in which Nancy could stay. George's ancient dilapidated castle had few habitable rooms, and apart from George's and Jack's own rooms, all available space was filled with tools and equipment needed to support the growing population of megafauna.

My Worst Day on My Last Day of Employment

Two things happened to me on my way to work: 1. My flimsy khaki pants ripped completely down the seam. 2. A rock was in my path on the highway, which smashed against my exhaust pipe, releasing a lot of carbon monoxide.

Did I Ever Tell You About Our Chipmunks' Dastardly Deeds?

Chipmunks are adorable little creatures. I like to see them scurrying around the edge of our backyard. They are fun to watch from our kitchen window. Here are just a few amusing things about the chipmunks in our backyard.

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