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Renouncement: the heroism of mediocrity.
- Natalie Clifford Barney 1876-1972, American-born French Author
Quotes from Moms I guess it’s time to drop the delusion that breastfeeding is helping me lose weight 10 months after the fact and that the magic of nursing isn’t negating my love affair with chocolate, wine and ice-cream.
- Andi from Poot and Cubby
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Achievement Quotes There is nothing that war has ever achieved we could not better achieve without it.
- Havelock Ellis 1859-1939, British Psychologist
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Abraham Lincoln Quotes Passion has helped us; but can do so no more. It will in future be our enemy. Reason, cold, calculating, unimpassioned reason, must furnish all the materials for our future support and defense.
– February 22, 1842 - Temperance Address of Springfield, Illinois
- Abraham Lincoln
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Abraham Lincoln Quotes Peace
The man does not live who is more devoted to peace than I am. None who would do more to preserve it.
Abraham Lincoln
Source: February 21, 1861 - Address to the New Jersey General Assembly
- Abraham Lincoln
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Abraham Lincoln Quotes Labor is prior to, and independent of, capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. Abraham Lincoln
Source: December 3, 1861 - Lincoln’s First Annual Message to Congress
- Abraham Lincoln
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