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Where liberty dwells, there is my country.
Benjamin Franklin
Famous 4th of July Quotes May the sun in his course visit no land more free, more happy, more lovely, than this our own country!
Daniel Webster
Famous 4th of July Quote ? Gettysburg Address Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Abraham Lincoln, The Gettysburg Address, 1863
Famous 4th of July Quote America is much more than a geographical fact. It is a political and moral fact – the first community in which men set out in principle to institutionalize freedom, responsible government, and human equality.
Adlai Stevenson
